Get gross beat for free12/24/2022 ![]() We’ll try again next week unless the South Bend Tribune makes me an offer I can’t refuse. That’s all the space we have for this week’s Whitley’s Believe It or Not. 38 has announced he’s decommitting from Navy and plans to sign with Georgia. In related news, LeBron James says he will change his name to whatever China wants. citizen Monday and changed his name to Enes Kanter Freedom to celebrate the rights he didn’t have in his native Turkey. This Just In: The Yankees have signed Nick Saban for $63 million a year.Ĭongratulations to Boston Celtics center Enes Kanter. What are the odds Randy Shannon coaches Cincinnati and Greg Knox coaches Notre Dame in the playoff championship game?. The Rays just signed pitcher Corey Kubler to a one-year deal with a base salary of $8 million and up to $5 million more in incentives. Note to prospective employers looking for washed-up sports columnist: I’m greedy, but that $10 million a year figure is negotiable.īaseball Financial Fever II: Nick Saban’s won seven national championships and makes $9.75 million a year. He reportedly threatened to take the Oklahoma Sooners’ job if New York didn’t top $40 million a year. The Mets signed Max Scherzer for $130 million for three years. That’s $50 million more than the gross domestic product of Tonga. He also said he prefers California’s tax rates and real estate prices to those in Oklahoma.īaseball Financial Fever: If you think football coaches are raking it in, the Texas Rangers signed four players in the past week for a total of $561 million. Update: At his introductory news conference in L.A., Lincoln Riley said he did not take the USC job because it is easier to finish first in the Pac-12 than finish third in the SEC West. Jeez, what would he have been worth if the Nittany Lions had won two more games than the Gators?. Money for Next-to-Nothing: Penn State went 7-5 and James Franklin got a guaranteed 10-year, $70-million deal. Irony of the Week: The German Euthanasia Association has issued a directive saying only patients who’ve had Covid vaccinations will be eligible for assisted suicide. Military Academy has disciplined six members of West Point’s soccer team for stealing Maradona’s pancreas. In a new book, the doctor said authorities feared soccer fans would raid Maradona’s grave and steal his ticker. ![]() In related news, Georgia’s men’s swimming team, which has not won a national championship before or since 1980, announced it will have open tryouts for anyone who can dogpaddle.Īn Argentinian doctor says soccer superstar Diego Maradona was buried without his heart last year. She’s 5-foot-6 and 135 pounds and has never completed a pass, but 16-year-old Bella Sims from Nevada has already won an Olympic silver medal in the 4x200 free relay.Ĭoach Anthony Nesty also got a commitment from Melissa Cowen, who holds New Zealand’s national record in the 200-meter breaststroke. Recruiting News: Who says the Gators can’t lure 5-star talent?įlorida just got a commitment from the No. She was 124 and the world’s last surviving person born in the 19th century, not counting Tom Brady. 37, who currently roams the Midshipmen sideline.Ī moment of silence, please, for Francisca Susano, who passed away last week in the Philippines. The cadets apparently couldn’t tell him apart from Bill No. 34, an arthritic 14-year-old with one horn who’d retired years ago. They sneaked into a farm and nabbed a goat, but it was Bill No. I just wish he’d challenge every other multi-millionaire coach to do the same.ĭud of the Week: The Army Cadets who tried to steal Navy’s mascot, Bill the Goat. ![]() Not only did he finally beat Ohio State, Michigan’s coach said he’s giving all his bonus money this year - which could add up to $3 million - to athletic department employees who had to take pay cuts due to the Covid pandemic. I just hope he takes off his joy buzzer before shaking the Pope’s hand. Nothing should surprise any more, not even Kiffin taking over the Golden Dome. That would mean if Cincinnati and Notre Dame make the playoffs, half the field would be led by interim coaches. More: Billy Napier will have time he needs to succeed for Gators, but SEC is no place for patience | Whitleyīy the time the dominoes stop tumbling, Kiffin might be in Knute Rockne's old office and Luke Fickell might well be at Ohio State.
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